Stocking Up In Cambodia
Personalised streetwear for people who’ve eaten a kebab in a car park with dignity
- Every Design Can Be Personalised
- Turn Your Dad Into Folklore
- Generated By AI & Big Personalities
- Designed For Modern Leisure
- Socially Functional
- Garlic Sauce Resilient
Choose a design.
Send us a photograph.
We turn your family, mates and holiday behaviour into personalised legends.
Division 01
Travel Division
Early airport pints, overpacked suitcases, sunbed diplomacy, motel energy and the dignified chaos of being abroad.
Division 02
Everyday Life
Aldi expeditions. Petrol station elegance. Meal deals, retail parks, takeaway runs and the deeply average grandeur of modern weekday existence.
Division 03
Pub Division
Beer garden survival gear. Quiz-night confidence. Pub carpets, suspicious toilets, weird regulars and the spiritual mathematics of ‘just one pint’.
Division 04
Sports & Leisure
Performancewear for people who own a protein shaker but rarely a gym schedule. Tracksuits for casual inactivity. Athletic clothing, optimistically purchased.
Division 05
Dad Life Division
BBQ disasters. Lawn mowing pride. Garage beers, thermostat politics, DIY confidence and the slow art of carrying all the shopping in one trip.
Division 06
Home Division
Flat-packed furniture chaos. Leftover screws. Badly assembled shelving, washing-machine confusion and the quiet tragedy of modern domestic survival.
Future Divisions
Currently under investigation.
Future denominations of the Wet Cabbage universe. Researched seriously. Released eventually. Patience is a feature.
Gym Work Out Kit
Damp Airlines
Boxing Clever
Garbage Chic
Hotdog Eating Sponsorship