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Dad Life Division.

The Wet Cabbage Dad Life Division is dedicated to men who stand with their hands behind their back inspecting absolutely nothing in particular. Built for thermostat guardians, barbecue supervisors, DIY optimists and people who say ‘we’ll beat the traffic’ with military seriousness. Premium clothing for early airport arrivals, unexplained tool collections, folding chairs at sporting events and carrying every supermarket bag in one trip purely for the honour of it. Comfortable enough for sofa naps, practical enough for emergency garden centre visits.

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★ CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ENGAGED · BRIM ANGLE ADVISORY · UNVERIFIED HEADWEAR THESES · DO NOT WEAR INDOORS
★ CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ENGAGED · BRIM ANGLE ADVISORY · UNVERIFIED HEADWEAR THESES · DO NOT WEAR INDOORS
★ CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ENGAGED · BRIM ANGLE ADVISORY · UNVERIFIED HEADWEAR THESES · DO NOT WEAR INDOORS
★ CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ENGAGED · BRIM ANGLE ADVISORY · UNVERIFIED HEADWEAR THESES · DO NOT WEAR INDOORS
★ CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ENGAGED · BRIM ANGLE ADVISORY · UNVERIFIED HEADWEAR THESES · DO NOT WEAR INDOORS
★ CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ENGAGED · BRIM ANGLE ADVISORY · UNVERIFIED HEADWEAR THESES · DO NOT WEAR INDOORS
★ CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ENGAGED · BRIM ANGLE ADVISORY · UNVERIFIED HEADWEAR THESES · DO NOT WEAR INDOORS
★ CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ENGAGED · BRIM ANGLE ADVISORY · UNVERIFIED HEADWEAR THESES · DO NOT WEAR INDOORS
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Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage · Never picked first. Never cared. ·
Wet Cabbage — Atlantic City

Premium personalised hoodies, crewnecks, caps and accessories. Inspired by travel, petrol stations, DIY chaos and not taking life too seriously.

Never picked first. Never cared.
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Wet Cabbage is an ambitious clothing project by Tipple Tours Ltd, built somewhere between airports and pub gardens.

Tipple Tours Ltd
4th Floor, Silverstream House
Fitzroy Street
London, W1T 6EB
United Kingdom

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