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Lane two · the worst artwork imaginable
Everyday Life.
The Wet Cabbage Everyday Life is premium clothing for people doing deeply unglamorous things with unnecessary confidence. Burning toast while still acting like the kitchen is under control. Carrying six shopping bags in one trip to avoid a second walk. Nodding at strangers while taking the bins out like it’s a military operation. Built for supermarket legends, driveway philosophers, garden chair kings and anyone who’s ever fixed a problem by staring at it with folded arms. Modern leisurewear for ordinary life, minor victories and looking strangely iconic at a petrol station.
1 piece
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
