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Everyday Life.

The Wet Cabbage Everyday Life is premium clothing for people doing deeply unglamorous things with unnecessary confidence. Burning toast while still acting like the kitchen is under control. Carrying six shopping bags in one trip to avoid a second walk. Nodding at strangers while taking the bins out like it’s a military operation. Built for supermarket legends, driveway philosophers, garden chair kings and anyone who’s ever fixed a problem by staring at it with folded arms. Modern leisurewear for ordinary life, minor victories and looking strangely iconic at a petrol station.

1 piece
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
✦ ONE SOCK MISSING · SUNGLASSES INDOORS · 8AM ENERGY · NO EYE CONTACT BEFORE COFFEE · KEYS UNACCOUNTED FOR
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage — Atlantic City

Premium personalised hoodies, crewnecks, caps and accessories. Inspired by travel, petrol stations, DIY chaos and not taking life too seriously.

Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people
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Wet Cabbage is an ambitious clothing project by Tipple Tours Ltd, built somewhere between airports and pub gardens.

Tipple Tours Ltd
4th Floor, Silverstream House
Fitzroy Street
London, W1T 6EB
United Kingdom

All garments tested in light drizzle and one heavy downpour.

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