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Mirror Selfie T-Shirt

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Product Information Made from premium ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt has been scientifically engineered for pubs, beer gardens, takeaway pizzas and pretending you'll start exercising next week. Soft enough for all-day wear. Durable enough to survive repeated mirror selfies. Features: • Lightweight and comfortable year-round • Classic unisex fit for maximum lounging efficiency • Tear-away label because life is already irritating enough • No side seams, resulting in fewer things to complain about • Ethically produced using responsibly sourced cotton • Garlic sauce resilient* • Socially functional • Suitable for modern leisure *Results may vary depending on kebab enthusiasm. Wet Cabbage Quality Assurance Every Wet Cabbage garment undergoes rigorous testing in real-world conditions including: • Standing around • Looking for your phone while holding your phone • Queueing for food • Mirror selfies • Watching other people do sport • Saying "just one more" Certified Damp™. Disclaimer The White version may appear slightly off-white. Much like some members of the Wet Cabbage management team. Colours may vary slightly between screens and real life. This is completely normal and not a conspiracy. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Printed & shipped on demand via our weird little warehouse friends.
Runs true to size, but oversized is encouraged. More room for feelings.
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