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Home Division.

The Wet Cabbage Home Division is dedicated to people who treat their house like a private leisure facility with extremely relaxed rules. Built for blanket nest architects, snack organisers, garden chair philosophers and anyone who’s ever said ‘I’m not going out today’ with genuine joy. Premium comfort for sofa marathons, ambitious takeaway orders, coffee missions to the kitchen and pretending moving one cushion counts as interior design. Stylish enough for unexpected visitors. Comfortable enough to immediately ignore them

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★ DESIGNED IN SIX MINUTES · DYING MARKER PEN ENERGY · DISHWASHER SAFE · EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE
★ DESIGNED IN SIX MINUTES · DYING MARKER PEN ENERGY · DISHWASHER SAFE · EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE
★ DESIGNED IN SIX MINUTES · DYING MARKER PEN ENERGY · DISHWASHER SAFE · EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE
★ DESIGNED IN SIX MINUTES · DYING MARKER PEN ENERGY · DISHWASHER SAFE · EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE
★ DESIGNED IN SIX MINUTES · DYING MARKER PEN ENERGY · DISHWASHER SAFE · EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE
★ DESIGNED IN SIX MINUTES · DYING MARKER PEN ENERGY · DISHWASHER SAFE · EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE
★ DESIGNED IN SIX MINUTES · DYING MARKER PEN ENERGY · DISHWASHER SAFE · EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE
★ DESIGNED IN SIX MINUTES · DYING MARKER PEN ENERGY · DISHWASHER SAFE · EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE
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Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage · Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people ·
Wet Cabbage — Atlantic City

Premium personalised hoodies, crewnecks, caps and accessories. Inspired by travel, petrol stations, DIY chaos and not taking life too seriously.

Premium clothing for beautifully unserious people
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Wet Cabbage is an ambitious clothing project by Tipple Tours Ltd, built somewhere between airports and pub gardens.

Tipple Tours Ltd
4th Floor, Silverstream House
Fitzroy Street
London, W1T 6EB
United Kingdom

Luxury fashion for people yelled at during bag checks.

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