Dave’s Long-Haul Yoga Retreat

This hard-shell suitcase is for travellers who believe baggage limits are more of a philosophical suggestion than an actual rule. Featuring Dave in his natural habitat, compressed into a carry-on like a stressed-out holiday sausage, this case guarantees instant recognition at baggage claim and mild concern from airport staff. The vivid high-definition print turns every terminal walk into a public announcement of poor planning and heroic optimism. Built with a durable polycarbonate front and ABS hard-shell back, it’s tough enough to survive budget airlines, chaotic transfers and Dave insisting “we definitely don’t need checked luggage.” Inside, you’ll find removable lining, interior pockets for travel essentials and enough organisation to separate your passport from the 14 emergency T-shirts you absolutely didn’t need to pack. The largest size even expands for those mysterious holiday purchases that seemed like a good idea after three airport beers. Four double 360° swivel wheels glide smoothly through terminals while the adjustable telescopic handle helps you drag Dave and your life choices toward Gate 42. A built-in lock keeps your belongings safe from opportunistic baggage rummagers and curious relatives. Perfect for: • budget airline veterans • overpackers • chaotic holidaymakers • people who treat “carry-on only” as a competitive sport Product features • Vivid, high-definition printed polycarbonate front featuring Dave’s complete emotional collapse • Durable polycarbonate front and ABS hard-shell back with impact and scratch resistance • Two interior pockets, removable lining and expandable storage on the largest size • Four double 360° swivel wheels and adjustable telescopic handle for smooth airport survival • Built-in lock for extra security and peace of mind during international panic Care instructions • Before cleaning the bag, remove all items, emergency snacks and crushed holiday optimism. Pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean using a terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry before forcing Dave back inside. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.