Full English Breakfast World Championships All-You-Can-Eat T-Shirt (Men's)

Bring elite-level breakfast behaviour to your wardrobe with the Buffet Olympics Tee. Featuring someone in peak all-inclusive form, this glorious design captures the exact moment holiday dignity leaves the building and competitive sausage stacking begins. From tactical bacon deployment to advanced plate-balancing techniques, this shirt celebrates the sunburnt chaos of hotel buffet warfare in all its golden-brown glory. Perfect for: cruise breakfasts, airport fry-ups, family holidays, all-inclusive resorts and people who treat “unlimited breakfast” like an Olympic event. And now the important part… CUSTOM FACE OPTION You can send us a photo and we’ll replace Ken’s face with yours, your partner’s, your mates’, your parents’ or that one bloke from the golf trip who took 14 sausages and called it “carb loading.” Nothing says friendship quite like immortalising someone in a full English tactical assault. Product features • 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort during serious buffet operations • Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner lines and less waste • Ribbed elastic collar with shoulder tape to help withstand aggressive breakfast celebrations • DTG/DTF printed artwork for vivid, durable colour reproduction worthy of the Buffet Hall of Fame • OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty Care instructions • Do not dryclean • Do not bleach • Tumble dry: low heat • Iron, steam or dry: low heat • Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colours Warning: S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 May encourage: • unnecessary second breakfasts • strategic pancake stacking • dramatic buffet commentary • shouting “COME ON SANDRA” near scrambled eggs. EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean